i won't be an amusing drunk

Just.

Just don't write for srs bzns when you have Bach's Toccata playing. Just don't do it. Mfft. Stranche ...

REGARDING YOUTUBE.

Please, I beg for anyone with my original gemininus videos that I took down from YouTube to come forward. Tell me which videos you have and I'll give you the password to upload them for me, as long as you can put the words "hattergems" somewhere in the corner.

Thank you so much.

*frowns* Internet passed out for a while there. So did my computer. It's infected with BSODella. Evolving it into 7 Ultimate didn't help. But yes. I'm back, my bitches.


( LOLITA. )

( ROLEPLAY. )

( CHESS. )


Off on vacation tomorrow for 10 days. Destination Cairns, Queensland. SNORK. Mebbe once again internet-less, but this time without good clothes for camera-hogging. /aims and fires at life

High Dork, it's been much too long since we've made out with each other.

2010.

2010 2010 2010 2010



2010

2010         2010 2010 2010 2010 2010 2010


2009

... Damn. Happy New Year.

( mmm, bread and ice cream for breakfast ... )

REQUESTING A "THIS IS A PUBLIC JOURNAL" BANNER. WITH THIS IMAGE.

All I need is for the words "coraline dot com" to be erased and the words "public journal of hattergems" in some fancy script in a corner. As usual, no capitals. I PROMISE TO NEVER PAY YOU BACK. Seller beware.

If you know someone who could help, point me.


 

♕ hatterjots has been updated! Not for real, but it never will be for real.

Poll #1503595 unicorns of truth.
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 12

When gemmie is "as truthful as a unicorn" how truthful is she? How come?

Also, welcome to my journal pekopekotabetai , sn1987a and sasukoi ~ Looking forward to seeing you guys around. Thank you for bringing my number of friends into cosmic balance. Don't facepalm, High Dork. Today's too good a day.

... I saw Sherlock Holmes today. *sips tea pensively* I knew I was right to play that violin like a banjo. I knew it. Oh I got a new teacup for Christmas.

 

I swear I need to stop rewatching this. Especially when my internet is this slow.

Mother Dearest you win my first private entry. I never knew I could write one until today.

I can't write for fudge any more! Not one single word, what is this!

I also sense a certain SS stress-out in fellows delyrical and hydok. /breaks mirror like Akako like Azula 

M-my British housemate. H-he just walked out of the door with ... with fabric London street fashion clothes that beautifully-cut trench coat and his English accent. Pretty, oh pretty asoifdigopsdf /whimper-dies

... On other things, The Evil Overlord List has spawned some musings. How does Father from Fullmetal Alchemist hold up against this powerful List?

How would robot Kaito hold up against a robot Saguru Hakuba programmed with the List?!

MOO HA HA HA ARGH ARGH ARGH WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME, I NEED TO GET STARTED ON SECRET SANTA, OH HIGH DORK.

I see myself dropping roleplay completely come February, if not before.

( And these be my excuses ... )

Obviously, it is only my fault that I want to drop. So. Those that have a musebox, may I have a pass?

( And yes, you are not mistaken, I have disappeared since Thursday. )

( you know, there is really no need to click this ... )

Thank you everyone who is in my life at this moment in time, and thus has affected it. Thank you for just bothering to be around. You have all taught me so much. And I do mean every single one of you. ♥


→ asdkjfb FMA 102 MUSTAAAANG.

→ perhaps there is a way to get LJ notifs to see the Truth? A little eternal pain can't hurt. Otherwise, anyone have something to spork the notifs centre with because on top of not doing its one job, it's also spamming me with 3 day old rubbish.

From the fallout that was this post, I believe it would be moste prudent to post a list of my pet peeves for my not!sanity to survive till next Thursday. Let's start on happier things though, before I show you how much you managed to spork my high High Dork it was somewhat juns too but that is besides the dramatic point.

( OBSESSIONS AKA THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAVE HAPPIES )

( THINGS YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH DOING WITHOUT ME FOONING YOU )

( PET PEEVES OF WHICH I HAVE MANY )

Hope you learnt something. Like how to deduce if I am bored or not when I create lists like these.

GET OUT YOU ARE RUINING MY HIGH.

[ MOVIE 14 DETECTIVE CONAN 2010 ]
THE LOST SHIP IN THE SKY

Someone needs to somehow crop the Kid x Ran from this, recolour it PROPERLY and give it to moi so I may nom.


|| x-posted from detective_conan which reminds me - s2lou you stupid thing, JUST FRIEND ALL THE DCMK COMMUNITIES ALREADY SO I DON'T HAVE TO X-POST FOR YOU JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU SO BADLY.

BTW, who ships Gin's love, fashion, hair, hobbies, mottos and ideas with a naked Sherry? Possibly scarring.

To roleplay properly, one must be an elitist, having thoroughly dissected the personality and actions of the character, or "muse" they have decided to play. They will spend hours writing up entries detailing their muse's life and spend an equally long time working on comments to other characters in the roleplay. Everything they type must be the pinnacle of perfection, lest they be mercilessly ripped to shreds by fellow roleplayers.

LJ roleplayers are notoriously passive-aggressive and will use any means necessary to attack lesser roleplayers while never having to confront them directly. The most commonly used shield is that of Anonymous. Entire communities have been created for the sole purpose of anonymously tearing other players down.

This, naturally, leads to epic wank and lulz.

..

– from Encyclopedia Dramatica, Category: LiveJournal, LiveJournal Roleplay

..

AHAHA SOMEONE PLEASE SHOOT THIS HOSTILE LITTLE BITCH THAT I AM.

Heads up, I'm going to start to post angsty entries pertaining to the dreaded "real life" to this journal. It'll all be custom friends-lock so you won't be spammed, my lovies.

A engineer guy friend of mine bought me a Death Note t-shirt of L. Lawliet. He deserves a merry Christmas. What do you say about my present back at him? Is it worthy of the great L t-shirt? Behold: the Drinking Bird.

( silver and gold will be stolen away stolen away stolen away )

Most futile and depressing. Like that court order appeal thing I have to attend tomorrow morning. Mother is tiring.

Also. gemmie dolled up in a white angel costume. With wings. Why is it that everyone enjoys playing dress up on me ... It's only irl that I want to be srs bzns, so why can't I be left to attempt that in peace? *sobs discreetly in corner*

My goal, by the year's end, is to type 20000 words. This count includes my plunnie notes and whatever stories I decide to write. Let's hope it kills this terrible creativity trauma.

1953 / 20000 words. 10% done!

x-posted to hatterjots.

hattergems pranks: Does anyone know of any alternatives to using Hek293T cells for shRNA production? I was thinking that Cos7 cells might work, I can't imagine that Heks are the only cell line out there for this type of experiment.

1. styx: .... HELLO GEMI |D [← the jaded response]

2. Ami: Dihydrogen monoxide. It's the answer to everything [← ... smart ass, stole my lines]
hattergems: *sips water* True.

3. juncici: ... [← the WTF response]
hattergems: I'm sure there must be some others.
( what? you insert that hairpin into a lentiviral transfer vector )

LISTING ALL LIVEJOURNAL COMMUNITIES FOR THE DETECTIVE CONAN MAGIC KAITO FANDOM. Includes YOUR OWN FANFIC JOURNALS too.

If I left anyone out feel free to speak up. Who knows, maybe this will even revive a few.

( the dcmk fandom listing )

If you have a fanfic journal with a reasonable amount of Detective Conan / Magic Kaito stories, comment and I'll add you to the list. Might I be able to sneak mine and s2lou's in without being murdered, perhaps?

Taurus
Not an especially good day to play with crossbows, guns, machetes, flame throwers, mortars, heavy artillery, knives, ninja throwing stars, spears, maces, or nuclear weaponry. At least not all at once. Why not go out and putter about in the garden?

Gemini
Good day to learn to play the tuba.

LESSON: when stressed out refer to the Humourscope, grasshopper.

Aiya, must listen to wise lǎoshī though you has disapprove much of schedule today. To do: cancel ninja-assassin job. Today, make peace at music streaming beautiful from big mouth of tuba.

♕ NEW ON hatterjots

• first four chapters of the promptfic 10 Trials: Kaito ♕ illusions || bullet || kids || feathers ||
• prompt table for 10 Trials: Kaito

ETA: FMA 101. The epic. So powerful. Makes me want to cry. ♥

It's worrying. These strawberries taste like nail polish remover would. And I'm still munching them, which is slightly more worrying.

In more random news, I have found a small portion of my hard copy DCMK plunnie notes. This one is apparently named Pantomime. TO MS WORD! *RUNS*

♕ NEW ON hatterjots || Sexy Magic [kaito, shinichi, heiji, saguru, reposted]

MAY
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

( other months )

Useful only for revealing stuff about yourself. hydok, go and cuddle your lovely cynicism, it's not for predicting the way you are. Old meme? I'd like to get to know you guys. Also, please pardon my conceitedness. "Beautiful physically" pfft, I just had to~

s2lou vs. gemmie – who'll win?

People, place your bets. gemmie  vs. s2lou [falling_voices], who will prevail? We will fight till the nasty end. D< I'm on sara-kins's side, myself.

The fic community we will be writing for is fictictactoe, incoherent details of our soon-epic battle can be found here. Showdown will be taking place in our writing journals, s2lou's being nuitdenovembre and mine hatterjots.

I AM FINALLY ADMITTING OUT LOUD AKAKUBA IS MY ONE TRUE PAIRING. AKAKUBA~

*ch-choke* So beautiful ... Look at the bloody fanart, oh god ... I could pretend it's canon, it's that good ...


I can't credit because I can't read Japanese Chinese and I'm pretty sure the pedantic ickaimp isn't lurking this silly journal. Found in this site link to picture here.